Tis To Laugh

Light travels faster than sound... that's why
Some appear bright till they speak
I'm sure we've all met some people like this
They're not all totally unique

The main reason Santa is always so jolly
He knows where the bad girls live
Never thought Santa could be so naughty
Sure like to go with him on his ride

A psychiatrist once told me I was crazy
Told him I wanted a second opinion
He said well then, you're quite ugly too
Ain't no cure for that condition

Men have two emotions, hungry and horny
If you see one without an erection
Make the poor man a sandwich, he's hungry
Later you can show him affection

A fortune teller once told me I would marry
Into a very famous Indian tribe
You'll surely become one big Hopi family
And live in a teepee with your bride

The world's fattest man should be a hockey goalie
He'd be famous and go down in history
For never allowing even a single puck past him
The reason is certainly no mystery

I received a degree in Calcium Anthropology
The study of creatures called milkmen
When asking for something on sale at the store
Surprise, it's not available. Amen!