Tis To Laugh X2

Why does our nose smell and our feet run?
Methinks the answer could be kinky
If Mother Nature chose the other way round
It sure would be messy and stinky

Here something you should never ever do
Don't make fun of a paleontologist
Bet you're wondering why, you bright people
Coz surely you'll get Jurass kicked

What did the banana say to the doctor?
“I'm not peeling very well today”
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
Apparently he pasta way!

Two drunks in a bar, one says to the other
“Isn't that Hortense over there?”
The other says she looks pretty calm to me
Saw her knickers, try not to stare

When a midget fortune teller escapes from jail
It's called a small medium at large
Was laughing so hard, nearly soiled my knickers
That surely gave me a good charge

The difference between pea soup and roast beef
Obviously you can only pee soup
But roasting beef is really quite common
Hang on friends, I've gotta go poop