Poem -

Titty titty -----> fake ?

Titty titty -----> fake ?

The news is all about appearing pretty

You know what I'm talking about

The newsreader so titty

With a beautiful mouth

Manicured hair

Pearl earrings

A gorgeous stare

"Hello my name is...."

I am your hypnotic deliverer of news

Indeed I am may be your muse 

So pretty; so sweet

High cheekbones; would love to meet

The news is easier to digest

When you look into my eyes 

You make me feel I could ingest

The whole damn blinking lie

Fake news; fake news reader

Fake muse: the ultimate miss leader 

Bad news is all about appearing pretty

Wrapped in fake flowers titty titty 

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Rose Sho

LOL....Everything seems to be FAKE...anothing looks or feel ORIGINAL anymore...Nice write Jai

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Wolf Soul

Oh my word kind Sir,

My titties ain't fake, they just perk!

When you look into my eyes my dear,

You know full well you wish to feel.

Them pretty round nubs so big so bold

What color are my eyes? 

Uh uh blue? 

Lift them from my chest you nube! 

~mp

Hahahaha great write Jai loved it

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Jai Masters

WinK ? 

oh soul may I 

be there in 

the flesh 

luVvvvv j

a i :)?

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Wolf Soul

Why thank you Mr Masters.

... LIKE HOW CAN I NOT HAVE A BLUSHING EMOJIE? ??????

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Christopher Correia

thank the high heavens there is no 'fake' Jai Masters....you are keeping me awake dear sir, and it's getting past my bed time....your point of view is unimpeachable here, my congratulations!  

ps, I don't like fake titties either, just saying

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Jai Masters

 This fake stuff is killing me 

 But anyway ...

 Did you read someone poem on this website 

Lizzy;  she writes about lies 

 I recommend her poem 

 I'll go to sleep 

 If you go to sleep 

 And we can dream of  Micro bikinis 

ouch goodnight ?? Jai:)

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