Tony’s Bachelor Party-Before, During, And After

Inspired by Greg Tucker’s “Tony’s Cosmo Bachelor Party”

Everyone got there Friday at eight p.m.
For Tony’s last mischief night
His wedding was on Saturday
They planned to party till it turned light
.
Nigel and Barry brought strong ale
Well over fifteen per cent
Larry’s Vodka and Prune Juice Collusion Shots
Like Trump, from Hell were sent
.
Lorris Morris got a gorgeous stripper
Who sat on Tony’s lap
They gyrated to Donna Summer
While Tony sang some rap
.
Larry’s personal stash of the Big C
Was talcum powder, not blow
He knew the guys who snorted it
Would be way too drunk to know
.
By three a.m. everyone was snoring
And all had the same weird dream
Of going to De La Hoya’s house to steal his Tiger
But got caught, and a few were beaned
.
They woke up, and the birds were singing
In unison with the pounding in their heads
A few ran to the bathroom
Others had thrown up on their beds
.
They looked like a bunch of Zombies
Their faces ashen grey
They took cold showers to shake the cobwebs
And prepare to face the day