TOUCHE TRACY.....!?X
Of course girls are the weaker sex!
Even the lesbians that pretend and wear kecks!
While men are working, earning the bacon!
You're dinging the microwave pretending you're baking!
Call yourselves... a fuk'n maid!?X
Its dinner time before the beds get made!
Feeding the kids and giving 'em a bath!
What's hard about that, you're having a laugh!
'Making' yourselves look sexy and pretty!
Fuck me sideways, may the lord have pity!
You want a fuk'n medal for sucking a nob!
Men only like it 'cos it shuts your gob!
Without us men, you girls would be extinct!
And no that's not an outfit in Primark pink!
As for sex, the weapon you wield!
Once you've had kids its like ploughing a field!
So drop your attitude and stop being hateful!
If I were you I'd be fuk'n grateful!
So no more moaning or girly bitching!
Remember your place and get back in the kitchen!
And next time you whining about giving birth!
Remember it's the reason, you're on MANS earth!!??XX.....
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Comments
Great write, very amusing and funny dear Jason Lee Gardiner,
My vote and my nomination
Regards & Love
WILLIAMSJI MAVELI
Cheers Willy you're a gentleman :)
Jason it has to be a high 5, you have great insite to things and see the world very well, lets see how many women give you a vote .lol
Regards Mark, the marrow.
Cheers Mark 25 years as a barber lol, I read Tracys this morning and thought RIGHT..... So I had a laugh and a giggle with men of all ages this morning in the shop, EVERYONE of them said "get something written and straighten her up on a few things" LMAO :)
As for the votes, I won't hold my breath pal LOL :)
Oh no Mark, I will most certainly give Jason 5*s, because he's going to need them to lift his spirits for when he gets home and I get my revenge on him for all the ladies on this site LMAO! Can't wait to catch up with you later hun, ha ha ha:)
Rachel my gorgeous little nest of vipers DON'T start a war you can't possibly win X:)
Sop Tracy are you lost for words for the first time in your fuk'n life !?X :D x
hilarious thanks for the laugh cheers x
Cheers Susan that was my intention :)
totally untrue. this poem's got good rhythm and rhyme. I'll admit that it's a well written poem. however, the content is repulsive. It's really sexist. Our role is not to be your maid or slave. I don't see what's comical about it. sorry for giving you one star. you asked for it.
Lol calm down Stilligo, this poem wasn't meant to offend anybody, it was meant as a sarcastic pisstake reply to my good friend Tracy Timothys 'Weaker Sex' poem!!! I'm a married man with two daughters and I can assure you I'm not one bit sexist lol and the content of this poem was tongue FIRMLY in cheek...
In the UK sarcasm and banter happens everyday between men and women, it goes both ways and isn't to be taken seriously or literally !!!
All harmless fun Stilligo I promise :)
k. sorry for overreacting. (tho I did tell you it was well written) I'm a big feminist.
repulsive and degrading.
Haha if my joke poem offended you so much, why the hell are you my latest follower, and why have you sent me a friend request!!! I'll accep it BTW, I like a maid with a bit of fire in her belly ;) that was also a joke incase you're American and don't understand sarcastic banter ;)
ha. I'm following you because the poem was written really well and I value good poetry.
Jee whiz Stiligo I have a 'feminist' following ME ...... ;)
Best behaviour from now on I promise :D
PS DON'T read the poem I did on PMS FFS or I'm in trouble :)
now, that was a silly move. Of course I'm going to read it now!
by the way, not just a feminist. I'm a lesbian too! talk about pushing the wrong buttons! lol ;)
We have a lot in common then lol.... Were both Women lovers..maybe we should start a club ;)
lol. yknow, i really think there should be a club for butch lesbians and straight guys who think that regular woman are strange. we both love women but us, more than most women find "girls" fascinating and disturbing at the same time. I think. watevr