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The wind howls upon this cold midnight hour As the darkness begins to spread in the...
You are talked about fondly when you are dead So many nice things are written and also said ...
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So here is a little story of a jolly old clown Always on the move goes from town to town ...
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"Stand well back there's nothing to see" When that is spoken I have to disagree Crowds of...