Tragicomedy

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Bad Luck Is My Best Friend

Bad Luck Is My Best Friend

Bad luck is my best friend.
It’s in the hallways when I turn the corner
And my body clashes...

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Puzzle

Puzzle

Shy introverted guy with a high that's super fly while intoxicated, mastering intoxicating a room full of...

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Vexation at self -...

Vexation at self - regarding avoidable altercation...

Today May 12th, 2021
at Royersford (Pennsylvania) LIDL,
when spouse stepped into checkout...

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Bygone recollected...

Bygone recollected reflections while perched atop storied roof...

years gone by now with a poof
constituting one garden variety generic goof
bolle yours truly...

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An Untitled Shakespearean...

An Untitled Shakespearean Tragedy...And Triumph

How could it ever have happened,
That a monarch was short-sighted.
As the genius William...

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Twas fortnight before...

Twas fortnight before inspection 2021...,

Not a human creature stirred, nor seen
throughout Highland Manor,
property carpeted in lush...

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The Story of My Life

I awake from nonexistence
To find myself shoulder high in a sewer
The ignorant universe...

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Such a Multitasker

Look at me and my many hands
I'm at the door and holding three screens
On the fly and on my...

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A World of Broken Barbies

How is a young and inexperienced stag supposed to know

How can he diagnose the conditions of women...

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The Time Has Come

The wind howls upon this
cold midnight hour
As the darkness begins to
spread in the...

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ALIVE AND DEAD

You are talked about fondly when you are dead
So many nice things are written and also said
...

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THE QUEUES OF LIFE

Waiting in the barbers for my hair to be cut
Didn't matter the queue was long and didn"t tut...

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Confessions of Tinderella

Confessions of Tinderella

I’ll just be honest and write whatever comes in to my head,
Airing my dirty laundry like Tracy Emin’...

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These Things

These Things

You can have them all,
You can take it all today.
These things I have no need for,
...

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An avalanch of skates,...

Retro Dreaming

An avalanch of skates, blasters and disco mirrors

I'm rolling down and over the hill
on a previous currency rate
But I still want to pause and...

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CLOWN

So here is a little story of a jolly old clown
Always on the move goes from town to town
...

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THE REAL BUG'S LIFE

Believe me my friend it's not easy being a bug
Trying to hide when a garden is being dug
The...