Poem -

A Tribute to Loyalty

Twas 2 months past Christmas and all thru the house, no turkey was left and no crumbs for the mouse.

The wintery wind blew 10.000 leagues strong, as chores piled up and the task list was long.
 

Outside at the door there arose a great clatter, and Ketzal jumped up;
what the hell was the matter?

The UPS driver was nimble and quick, he was jolly and chubby not unlike St Nick

(which in itself is VERY weird)
 

He was dressed all in fur from his head to his foot,and his uniform covered with labels and soot.

UPS dropped a box and drove off with a roar, and a very large package was left and my door.

Sakes alive what is this that my daughter has bought?
Are more bills coming soon to my door Kathy thought?

She tore into the box with a scissors and knife, till visions of victory came to full life.
There it stood in her kitchen all glistening and green,
Nothing so beautiful had she ever seen!

A tribute to loyalty, hard work and Pride, "my beloved Riders and fans!" Kathy sighed.
This late Christmas present has banished the cold; happiness bubbled and joy overflowed!

That night as she nestled all snug in her bed, visions of victory danced in her head.
The beautiful plaque was now hung on her wall, Happy dreams and good cheer, Merry Christmas to all!!!!
 

Love you my Bro!!!!!!!!!!!

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