Twenty Years- Snow Free

Oh by gosh by golly
My Linda’s now not too jolly
For it’s only late October you know
But my poor wife has just now seen her first snow
.
Because she’s been down in Florida for twenty years
In a place where snowing never nears
But now we’ve moved to a Winterland
And snowflakes, she’s not your greatest fan
.
So please try this year to not upset her
And your Winter storms, then do defer
I beg you not to send large accumulations
Lest she then put me on sexual K-Rations