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Twitter Twitter Little Twit

Twitter Twitter Little Twit

Twitter twitter little twit

How I wonder why you nitwit

Are up above our world so high

Like a psycho in the sky

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Larry Ran

Hi Greg,

The only way it could have been better is if I would have used curse words, but I had too much respect for "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star".

Peace and Love,

Larry xxx

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Jason Brown

Larry, my dear friend,

Customarily, I'm not given to using internet newspeak or acronyms...but, in this instance, I think it apt: This made me LOL!!

Short, bitter and very funny!!!

your friend & fan,

J ;)

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Larry Ran

My Dear Friend Jason,

I wrote this with much trepidation, for in America, one can get in a lot of trouble for disrespecting "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star".  Glad it got you to laugh!

Peace and Love,

Larry xxx

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Lorna

Hahaha, Larry this is just hilarious, very apt!!

Lorna xx

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Larry Ran

Hi Lorna,

Ho, Ho, Ho!  I just got a private message from Santa Claus, and he had the very same thoughts as you.  Look for more schtick soon.

Hugs, Peace and Love,

Larry xxx

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Mizzy ......

Very tweet of you to post this Larry.....

Very funny......

Mick.

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Larry Ran

Hi Mick,

Thank you so much, "Tweety Pie".

Peace and Love,

Larry xxx

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Kimmy Alan

Larry, I ask you one thing.

Who the Hell are the dummies that could be so stupid as to vote for this idiot?

My God, is our country failing within?

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Larry Ran

My Brother Poet Kimmy,

Pinocchio, Mortimer Snerd, Phineas T. Bluster, Dilly Dally, Punch and Judy, Kookla and Ollie (Fran was smart and voted for Hillary), and a large wild herd of almost sixty-five million mules, the largest bunch of dumb asses ever known to mankind.

Peace and Love,

Larry xxx

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Rose Sho

This is hilarious....I've been concern about the tweeter thing...It's absurd...."He" seems to be spending more time tweeting than attending to important issues... This made me laugh anyway...

Love you

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Larry Ran

My Sweet Tweety Pie,

I'm glad I made you laugh.  He does the same to smart Americans every day, for "He" is the "Laughing Stock" of the world.

Love you, too,

Daddio xxx

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Quixotic Tin Hat

Well written, truthful poem, 
And,...under 140 characters!

your fan

Q

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