TWO HAIRS

A funny thing happened to me yesterday
Whilst drying my hair it was blown away
My name is two hairs given to me by my darling wife
These two hairs clung to my head for dear life

Now these two hairs are gone and have finally receded
Being blown away is not what I needed
My hair has disappeared and now I'm bald
Not the best time to happen during the winter cold

So goodbye to my hair we have gone our separate ways
I will never forget my hairy days