Uh Oh Accident!!!🤣
I am taking my master out for a walk coz he needs some exercise
Huh tho I have grabbed my long leash down from the door handle, he is raising his eyes
But he knows fine well where we are going so it isn’t a surprise
This lockdown has not done him any favours, he’s been eating too many pork pies…
Dear me as he looks at me with that “I don’t want to go out for a walk” face
“Stop being so idle” I am thinking, I am not asking you to race
“I will pull you around the park if I have to at a snails pace”
“ For pity’s sake that man has locked himself in the lavatory wanting his own private space..
So I bark rather loudly, I know he can hear
Don’t you worry I will win this fight there is no fear
Well if he doesn’t hurry up then an accident will appear
And it won’t be a number one that will be dropping out my rear…
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okay!okay! hold your choices! funny write Jill!...........................................lad
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LOL wonderful poem
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LOL!! LOL!!....charming as hell dear JILL!!.....and written from the dogs perspective.......quite clever!!.......ALL STARS!!....thanx ever-so-much for the smiles!!......LOVE & ROCKETS!!......T xo : )
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at frist when saw
accident i thought
oh no i hope nothing
bad happen but
nothing did
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I didn’t say good morning so good morning jill ha ha So I’m saying good night as well so good night lol lol my Great friend hope you had a great day all its done is rain here all day iwe getting a big storm next week
Haha good morning & Good night Greg teehee ❤️💕❤️
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Love this! Brilliant idea to write as though the dog is speaking x
Teeheee ❤️💕❤️Well they never get their say!!! 🤣🌹💕💔