Unhooked

In August of nineteen sixty-one, I had just turned seventeen;
I still had my virginity, I still was squeaky clean!
But I was getting lots of pressure, from my buddies, who were not;
They went to see a hooker, who took care of them for a five-spot!
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So, one night I nervously acceded, to go out there with a friend;
Not really wanting to do it, but trying peer pressure off to fend!
We knocked on her darkened front door, she answered in a silk negligee;
She was fat and unattractive, I just wanted to run away!
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But I never would have lived it down, so into her house I went;
My buddy was the first batter up, I waited, with my nerves all spent!
Ten minutes later, he came back out, with a smile upon his face;
She told me to go in and take my clothes off, as my heart began to race!
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When she returned, she uttered such language, that I thought I was going to die;
After some failed attempts to arouse me, I said “keep the money, let’s not try”!
But when we got back into my Plymouth, I told him how great that it had been;
No one ever found out about my secret, I never had to take it on the chin!
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For only five bucks
Your young innocence could change
I held onto mine