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Urology Office

Urology Office

It was a typical office day,
Not much to proclaim,
Until one poor, lonely soul,
He would come in with penis to hold.

You see, he had taken some meds,
Those which awoke the dead,
But then after the resurrection,
This became a bad erection.

The problem would be clear,
As he came in with the fear,
One that it wouldn't go down,
Which why the doctor found.

Physician would help as such,
Helping him release in cup,
With the man's relief to follow,
Thanking the Lord his penis was hollow.

Today, the man is free of pain,
Thanks to the office staff who prayed,
And for the doctor who gave him hope,
The fact he could still then grope.

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Dork Awesomerer

???? such creativity such a genius amazing story about a penis

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Denise

Working for a pee pee doctor was to say the least interesting for sure! Lol!

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