This Utterly Handsome Homo Sapien

(Tongue in cheek, of course! LOL)

Here ye! Here ye! Here ye!

I humbly present this poetic masterpiece in jest!

Four score, minus three hundred and sixty-five days ago

This handsome homo sapien took his first breath

Since that momentous day, the world has never been the same

However most people leave off the 'ien” leaving the phrase “homo sap”

Now that's downright mean and despicable I must say

This dude is the epitome of sweetness and absolute charm

In the history of humankind and all that ancient malarky

It took until my birth in nineteen-thirty-five

For this amazing specimen with these finely chiseled features

To pop onto the scene with tremendous fanfare and celebration

The Second World War was delayed by four years

Because of the worldwide excitement and huge celebrations

People in every land expressed their utter amazement

At such an fantastic specimen of the human male form

So when I pass on, I bequeath my extraordinary body to science

In hope they can determine what made this amazing creature

I offer it freely for the betterment of all humankind!