Utterly Utterly Preposterous

Aliens DO exist and they are observing us guys

The way we interact with each other

What advice do you think they would give us

Would they throw up their hands in disgust

And say, “it's no use... people of earth, you just don't get it!”

Or would they see hope for us and offer to help

Perhaps they've gone through similar “growing pains”

Wherever they come from

And wish to share their experiences with us

At my advanced age, I hope I live long enough to see that day

To suggest that we are alone in the universe

Is absolutely absurd and beyond my comprehension

There are billions upon billions of other galaxies

With billions upon billions of other worlds like ours

To assume otherwise

Is UTTERLY, UTTERLY, PREPOSTEROUS!