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Chanel vs. the Birkin bag, McLaren truck with the Bicentennial Vermont tags, penthouse with the helicopter pad, elevators -n- escalators, prostitutes with a lot of class, top models wrapped in expensive rags, in designer Ads, Jacuzzi on full blast, Chardonnay -n- Saint Laurent bubble baths, she feeds me after she cracks open my crabs, diamond door knobs, bed rooms filled with cash, a Aston Martin that's just a bullshit British cab, that's a Hermes shirt, yeah how much it cost, I never even looked at the tag, Kamala Harris had  on a Fendi tampon, while getting hit in her ass, she left a mink eye lash, in her mask, her niece lost her virginity at a bar mitzvah with her dad, brought out Barneys -n- Saks Fifth Ave, ping ponging the city girls on a beach over in Trinidad, she said I was broke, guess she was talking about my leg, when i was on crutches in a cast, she was high off molly, plus she’s a psychopath, I'm laid out on a yacht, with a big belly I aint got no abs, I aint got to brag, put you in your place like Jay Z did Dame Dash, showing him we got 2 different types of cash, Cardi B a Chanel -n- Rihanna a Birkin bag, I wrote this with a Mont Blanc pen, while my maid gave a chardonnay -n- Saint Laurent bubble bath., the votes just came in, the winner hands down the Birkin bag.