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WEAKER ..SEX MY ARSE !?X

WEAKER ..SEX MY ARSE !?X

GIRLS.. THE WEAKER SEX MY ARSE!
BEING A WOMAN .IS NO EASY TASK!
YOU MEN AINT GOT A FUCK N CLUE!
WHAT US WOMEN.. HAVE TO DO!?
YOU,VE GOT IT MADE!
WE BECOME YOUR MAID !
FETCH,CARRY COOK ,CLEAN!
SHAGGING YA BRAINS OUT IN BETWEEN!
FEEDING THE KID,S!
GETTING THEM IN THE BATH!
" WHAT DO I DO ALL DAY !?"
" ARE YOU HAVING A FUCK N LAUGH!"
HAVE TO GIVE BIRTH!
YOU,D BETTER GIVE ME A WIDE BERTH!
OR YOU,LL LOOSE YA FUCK N GIRTH!
I,LL KICK YOUR ARSE!
FOR ALL I,M WORTH!
HAVE TA ALWAYS LOOK PRETTY!
KID,S SUCKING ON MY TITTIE!
YOU WANT A PIECE OF ARSE!
I EVEN CUT THE FUCK N GRASS!
PACK YOUR LUNCH FOR YOU!
SUCK YOUR FUCK N KNOB TOO!
DONT EVEN GET A MINUTE
TO GO TO THE FUCK N LOO!
WANT MY ARSE ON DEMAND!
FUCK YOU..USE YOUR HAND!
YOU REALLY DONT UNDERSTAND!
I,LL PUT YOU ON A SEX BAN!
& THROW AWAY THE FRYING PAN!
STOP OPENING ME LEG,S!
DESPITE HOW MUCH.YOU BEG!
US WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS!
YOUR LUCKY YOU,VE GOT A PENIS!
& YOUR ALL FROM MARS!
COS..WE ALL BEAR THE SCARS!
I,M SURE I,D HAVE BEEN BETTER
OFF BEHIND BLOODY BARS!
HERE,S TO THE WOMEN 
WHO BURN THEIR BRA,S!
GIRLS ARE THE WEAKER SEX???
        " MY ARSE !"

Tracy Timothy xx

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BLOSSOM

OH MY GOD TRACY YOU READ MY MIND HUN LMFAO:)  THIS WAS ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE EVERY WOMAN AND MOTHER ON THIS SITE CHEERING YOU HA HA.  SERIOUSLY THOUGH TRACY, IT WAS A REALLY WELL WRITTEN PIECE, FLOWED BRILLIANTLY FROM START TO FINISH.  I TAKE MY HAT OFF TO YOU AND BOW DOWN TO THE QUEEN OF COMEDY LOL!!:)

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BLOSSOM

SORRY MEANT TO SAY A H-U-G-E VOTE AND NOMINATION FROM ME HUN.  YOU HAVE GIVEN ME THE FIRST LAUGH OF THE MORNING LOL:)

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Georgina Richardson

A superb piece and can we girls have that in stone please so that it might just penetrate those numb skulls!! They coudn`t find their backsides if they had a map!! Great writing sweety, well done, if I could nominate I would. Love George xx

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Artina Heartflash

This needs spelling corrections. But otherwise the message is humorous and quite truthful.

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Jason Lee

Haha quality Tracy, 5*s from me my queen...
Now read my latest poem for the TRUTH xxxx

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Tracy Timothy

THANKS SO MUCH TO ALL OF YOUR LOVELY COMMENTS MAINLY BY THE LADIES ! FUNNY ENOUGH ?& RACHEL YOUR ALWAYS A SWEETIE GREAT MINDS LOL THANK JOHN, MADDISON ,JASON , SUSAN ELIZABETH
GEORGINA & ARTINA FOR VOTES & COMMENTSXXXX

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Stilligo .

somebody had to do it. thanx for being the one to write the powerful message. I totally loved it. keep being true to yourself!

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