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Weekly Hot Date with Esposa

Weekly Hot Date with Esposa

HOT DATE NIGHT

avocados                                     cottage cheese

potatoes                                       lemon juice

broccoli                                        soy sauce

oranges                                        pasta

chocolate milk                              mushrooms

frozen okra                                   lentils

spinach wraps                             black beans

yogurt                                           brown sugar

chicken                                        lettuce

bacon                                           eggs

My wife received her green card two years ago,  and
is in process of getting a driver’s license.   I always
tell her it is time for our weekly “hot date” when we do
our weekly shopping at Shop Rite.  

She loves it. 

I hope she never catches on.

 

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