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‘What A Poser!!’ 🤣

‘What A Poser!!’ 🤣

“Cor blimey” “Mercy me” I don’t half fancy him

As I’m watching with wonderment at his skills, when he is working out at the local gym

Eeh though wait a minute coz he is stood like an Adonis, pumping out his weights..showing off his sexy, six pack pecks, looking so lean..limb to limb

Yet what a poser!! and I’ve just heard Timothy, the trainer call out to him and his name is Kim!!

Tee hee.. would you believe it!! He’s just looked over my way with definite cheeky wink!!

But Oh my goodness me aren’t those shorts that he is wearing, so suggestively tight and pink

What on earth is he trying to prove.. well one would certainly wonder at his ego you’d think

And Oh my God coz, he’s letting off an awful aroma and such a smelly, sweaty stink🤣

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