Poem -

WHAT DID I DO WITH MY FORK ?

What did I do with my fork ?
Has it got legs and gone for a walk
It's not in the cutlery drawer where it should be
I want it now as I'm desperate for my tea

The knives I am sure will be laughing away
I know for certain this is just not my day
My only hope that the fork returns very soon
Nothing worse than eating pasta with a spoon

I check in the sink and my fork is not there
I'm getting frustrated and tearing out my hair
Finally in the cupboard I have success and joy
My fork I've found making me a happy boy

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Larry Ran

My Dear Kieran,

Hilarious!  
How could one ever have a great "TINE" without his fork?

Love,
Larry xxx

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