What happened in the Krispy Kreme store

Woke up one morning

With a particular feeling

For a doughnut

With crispy creme icing

And a red inside with 

A hole in the middle

Decide I did, 

So I went into the crispy creme store

Had one and then some more

From the pretty waitress on the door 

When an assailant entered 

With a shotgun asked for more

When there was none

He shot 

Into the back a 

Large gaping hole 

With red splattered on the floor 

One morning I woke up

Dreaming of a doughnut

With a hole in the middle