What Is Normal

What is normal?

Normal is in the eye of the beholder

Someone walking down the street devoid of clothes

Is definitely not considered normal

But who sets the standards

Who was the first to say we must cover up

That dangly thing down below

What makes it so offensive

Why does the sight of it make us uncomfortable

If nakedness was all we knew from birth

Then it would be quite normal

Society for some unknown reason

Aside from freezing to death in the winter

Has dictated it to be beyond common decency

Would we be having sex in the street

Would our sexual urge overcome us

Sure makes for some interesting debates

I'd be all for nudity up to the age of forty

But then, for the love of Pete

Cover up!!!

A bit of tongue in cheek as usual!