WHAT SID DID

I'm guessing you don't know what Sid did
Well he went to an auction and placed a bid
He was successful and now owns a statue 
Got it for a snip so has other bids to persue 

I'm guessing you don't know what Sid did 
Took a little holiday that ended in Madrid 
Was an end of season sale and a real steal
All inclusive and that clinched the deal 

I'm guessing you don't know what Sid did 
Drove his car too fast and on ice he skid
No bargains for Sid now I'm sorry to report
How can there be he's at the county court