What the weatherman says

Batten down the hatches
It is windy storms ahead
So says my weather vane 
On the top of my shed

I also heard this on tv
On a forecast after the news
I’m sure that smiling man 
Likes to give us all the blues

Though he says its getting milder
That isn’t  better you can bet
Coz when the temperature rises
It means it will be wet

Doesn’t matter what he tells us
He always says it with a grin
Poor fellow must feel awkward
When theres bad weather moving in

Tell you what amuses me
The way they name a hurricaine
Whats that all about ?
I think it is insane

They make it sound so technical
Why on earth I’ll never know
Just tell us in a simple way
It will rain, wind, sun or snow

All of this ‘New- fangled’ jargon
It drives me round the bend
Just tell it as it is
Were not meteorologists in the end

Anyways its almost winter
So wrap up & do take care
Always have your umberella handy
& Carry a rain hat for your hair