WHAT'S LEFT TO WEAR?

The T shirt he wore came with a warning 
Best not to wear during the early morning 
The picture was offensive the colour too bright
Best to wear it well hidden or late at night 

The trousers he wore make a lasting impression 
If he were a Catholic he would certainly go to confession 
They were skimpy, tight and very short  
Best not to wear them and perhaps abort 

So he thought to himself what's left to wear 
But then he thought why should I care  
Clothes are just an extension of the skin  
As long as you are comfortable it shouldn't be a sin