When I Get A Parrot

When I get a parrot, I will teach it;
Do you love me?
Pet me
When momma gets mad at men, she breaks out the toys!
Momma got a gun!
Who's the daddy, uh, no one!
Give me the bird!
Hey, who's the boss? Momma!
I'm an angel, when I'm asleep.
There's the demon!
I have big balls, so I can't keep my mouth from speaking!
Help! Someone stole form Wally World!
Want to play a game of cards?
You win. I lose. Good game!
Everybody loves Raymond!
Who's the next Daddy?
Momma's a renegade!
I love Momma, and momma loves me!
I love this family!
Hey Mr.Date! Where's my flowers?
Sexy Momma! Come Whip me!

Last but not least;
Don't forget to convince your Momma!