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WHERE DO I COME FROM?

"Daddy where do I come from?" Bobby saidĀ 
Daddy went silent and his face turned redĀ 
Daddy thought hard and finally replied Ā 
"From your mummy's tummy you were nine months inside"Ā 

"Thanks Daddy but how did I get there in the first place"Ā 
Again Daddy went silent and went red in the faceĀ 
Thinking hard once again Daddy replied once more Ā 
" Ask your Mummy Bobby because I'm not really sure"

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