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“WHERE THE HELL !!!”😜

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Jill Tait
“WHERE THE HELL !!!”😜

Betwixt the cracks and crevasses
I scrutinise my inner mind
Somewhere in amidst the mayhem
Lies a lost fragment for me to find

Perhaps I placed them in a  pocket?
Maybes I stacked them on a shelf?
My memory is in a moment of misplaced adventure
Alas I wholeheartedly blame my inner-self

I stop.............
I pause.........
I reflect on what has past
Tho I try with might and fury
My remembrance is aghast!!

Ah well my lost importance is blowing in the uncertain breeze
I am embarking on a senile 
seriousness
“WHERE THE HELL” have I put my keys ? 🤪

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Agony Amusing Appalling Lost Memory
Poetry Genre: 
Comedy Melodrama Narrative Romance Speculative
Topic: 
Humour
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Greg Etsell

wonderful poem as always 
i love the line 
Ah well my lost importance
is blowing in the uncertain breeze 
love it good morning Jill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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