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WHERE'S GEORGE?

WHERE'S GEORGE?

Hello, hello
Is there anybody there?
I've messaged 'you' without reply
It's as if you just don't care!

Has George K done a runner
If so, who the fucks the boss?
Cosmo now seems faceless
I hope we survive his loss!

The council chambers vanished
Disappeared before my eyes
Are you planning for it's comeback
Or are we getting a Cosmo surprise?

What about the competition?
Are the winners chosen on merit?
Or is it encouragement for newbies?
If so, I just don't get it!

What's the point in voting
Or giving a nomination
If it doesn't decide the winner
Its a pointless situation!

Cosmo is a great site
For all to grow and learn
But winners should be worthy
And not because its their turn!

I was chuffed to be made BLUE 
Thought I'd add a Council spark
Yet since joining the committee
I feel I'm in the dark!

So what's my job description
Do I just comment like a beast?
In exchange for my commitment
You could say hello at least!

I would just like to thank my co-writer Miss Darkness for her miniscule contribution to this piece X;)

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Carey Milton

Woohoo lol...

Your raw is gold...

I'd give ya 1st place...Jase

For being so bold

Hope you crack the case!

So we can get get back in

A council member worthy of a win!

Nom nom nom lol xx

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Carey Milton

Lol dunno what happened to my comment..well here it is again if I can remember :P

Your raw is gold

I'd give ya 1st place..Jase

For being so bold

I hope you crack the case!

Find that chamber key

So we can all get back in..

Your a council member

Worthy of a win..

Nom.nom.nom.nom xx

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Jason Lee

Haha cheers Carey the hunt for the Council Chamber is on :)

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BLOSSOM

Ha ha, Jason, you have not only a great wit but a whole load of balls!  I love that you say what you think without apology and everyone on this site loves you for it.  You are a great character and this is defintely one for the Spotlight!!!  A vote and nom from me LMAO:)X

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Jason Lee

HAHA thanks hun let's hope this brings George out of his bunker, glad you enjoyed it X:)

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BLOSSOM

Do you think he's been kidnapped by aliens?:)x

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Jason Lee

That's a possibility Rachel, the mind boggles X:)

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WILLIAMSJI MAVELI

Jason lee Gardiner,

​Amusing and appreciating your lines. Good My applause. My vote 5*

The council chambers vanished
Disappeared before my eyes
Are you planning for it's comeback
Or are we getting a Cosmo surprise?

Regards & Love

WILLIAMSJI MAVELI

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Jason Lee

Cheers Williams all good fun pal :)

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Jason Lee

Sounds good Willy, but only if its funny and you don't put a piccy of some random Indian Bangla chick on ;)

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Tracy Timothy

OOH JASE ITIS NOT ALWAYS FUN AT THE TOP
IF YA DONT WANNA DO IT JUST STOP X BLODY GOOD THO X

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Jason Lee

Haha cheers my queen all good fun :)

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Michele Trewhella

Spot on Jason     Walter De la Mare  couldn't have said it better 

Michele 

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Jason Lee

Haha cheers Michele thank you :)

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Tina Moore

Now that's what i call "bold as brass"  LOL   and no reply yet from our friends ?lol   i think we have all entered the twilight zone lol  great piece , great points ..while we linger ..lol   Tina x

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