Whether Twenty Or Eighty

If anyone is wondering what it's like
To finally be eighty years young
Gotta tell ya, it's not what I expected
Thought by now I'd have come undone

It's not at all how I thought it would be
This dude's still on top of his game
Still watching all the pretty ladies go by
My lust for these fillies is the same

Whether we're in our twenties or eighties
Still drool at the sight of short shorts
Dreaming of when the world was new
Chasing girls was a really fun sport

This might be a surprise to a lot of souls
Who think we become old and frail
Gonna destroy that myth right here and now
Though our drive is lower on the scale

Minds don't change, we're the same upstairs
Our body betrays us, heaven knows
We still have all the equipment, so visuals
Send shockwaves down to our toes

Now if you're wondering, I'll tell you straight
Worry not, you'll still feel the urge
The only difference is, takes a while to respond
It's still heaven when you feel that surge