Who Wants To Be A Millionaire....I Do!!.

They say, money can't buy happiness

Well, i'd love to test that theory

For me it would give more choices

Prevent life, being dull and dreary

Imagine waking up each day

With the freedom, to do as you pleased

No more living the 'rat race'

Or feeling the daily squeeze

I'm not talking a few grand here

I'd want millions in the bank

The possibilities would be endless

Your mind would never be blank

You could buy the Playboy mansion

And take Hugh Hefners place

He's far too old and fragile now

To have bunnies sat on his face

I always dreamt, of living in paradise

Surrounded by beautiful women

Think of all the exercise I'd get

And I don't mean jogging or swimming

Or maybe a luxury sailing boat

Exploring the seven seas

My crew would all be female

Whose aim was only to please

I'm not really a fan of sports cars

Fancy seats and alloy wheels

I'd want a luxury limousine

With a driver wearing stockings and heels

I could make my own porno movie

Though an Oscar, a touch ambitious

Imagine all the moves I'd learn

Now that would be delicious

We all have dreams and fantasy's

And these are a few of mine

I know what you all think right now

I'm an oversexed filthy swine.....;)