Why Most Chickens Don't Snore
Could there possibly be a single topic
I haven't as yet explored
The love life of the lowly earthworm
Or why most chickens don't snore
And have you ever considered this
Why dogs and household cats
Never wear off the shoulder evening gowns
Nor do horses as a matter of fact
Now that's absolutely outrageous
But not quite as much as this
Two ostriches locked in a warm embrace
As they try to figure out how to kiss
Another one for the books my friends
A basset hound drinking beer
Staggering around drunk outside a bar
Grinning from ear to ear
Okay okay I know what you're thinking
What's in the coffee I'm drinking
Six lumps of sugar, a squirt of cream
And an unknown substance you're thinking
Could there possibly be a single topic
I haven't as yet explored
Methinks that these pretty well sums it up
Till I come up with a couple more
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The only issue that I have not yet addressed is the composition of a speech, but in my next letter that will be troubleshooting with the exhibition of a speech intended for the personality of Senator Nancy Pelosi, and a poem as a finishing touch. A greeting and congratulations on the scathing poem.
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In the poem, there is a topic that the author has not explored, the love life of the humble earthworm and the absence of snoring in chickens, the issue that I've never explored is the composition of a speech, while I say this I do advertising my next writing, greetings and good evening.
Beautifully put together, Mr Ellison!