Will Power

Cream puffs, pies, and chocolate brownies
Should surely be banned from the planet
They have no real value, no redeeming factor
We stuff our faces like gannets

Moms always say, “Johnnie's got a sweet tooth”
So when he chows down like a pig
It gives him the okay to eat gobs of this stuff
Till he no longer can do a jig

Now there ain't nuttin' bad 'bout being obese
Some very famous people are blimps
Won't name them here for the fear of a lawsuit
It would leave me tattered and limp

But cream puffs, pies, and chocolate brownies
Are delicious, morning, noon and night
For breakfast, lunch, or important meetings
They're evil but such a delight!