Poem -

A World With No Breasts

I was abducted by aliens and I'm angry, bitter and depressed.
They took me to a world where the women have no breasts.
When I was abducted, I was promised a life of happiness.
But how can I be happy when the ladies have no chests?
I'm pissed off and I want to cry because they were not honest with me.
The women on this world are so flat that they make Olive Oyl look busty.
When I was on Earth, I manufactured bras but they are obsolete here.
Coming to this planet has put an end to my happiness and to my career.
You may think that I'm lying to you, I know that it's hard to believe.
But if you're a man and you're brought here, you will want to leave.

(This is a fictional poem)

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