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WOULD YOU RATHER BE A GASTROPOD?

WOULD YOU RATHER BE A GASTROPOD?

Would you rather be a Gastropod, otherwise known as a snail?

When you get frightened you can go into your shell...

Not male or female because you can lay eggs and fertilize them too...

You find food with the sense of smell...

​​​​​​Some may may say slimy...

Some may say yummy...

It's a delicacy...

You may be lucky enough to live for fifteen to twenty years but, that's how long it will take you to cross a yard...

I think you're wonderful just the way you are...

Maybe, you would rather be a Gastropod, and...

Find yourself on a dinner plate?

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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