Poem -

Wrestling Match

Most of the time,
There's a wrestling match inside of me.
"Come one and all, 
Watch this historical event,
Time to put your bets in.
Will the untamed, crazy, black sheep Scary Larry win?
Or will the indecisive, shy, awkward Lori Mack win?
Who knows but it's guaranteed to be an eventful show.
So grab a drink and some popcorn and pull a chair up.
It's bound to bring a full house.
​​​​​They will have all of you laughing so hard you'll wet your pants."

*This program is brought to you by a crazed mind,
Who has been locked up,
Due to pandemic,
Way too long.
Insanity was the route she took.😜

Lori Mack
 3/14/2021

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S.zaynab.kamoonpury

Woah i hope this is tongue in cheek, but it is very creative to think of wrestling match in the mind credits the pandemic coz that's what many feel but not all can express it so superly. Yeah many are led into the escape of borderline insanity i guess. Kudos!!!
Plz do read and comment my newest poem too. 
 

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