WRITING STYLE

I tried to write
With some "PANACHE"
But it turned out
To be just trash

Then I tried
Some "SAVOIR FAIRE"
But there was just
Nothing there

So I wrote
With "PIZZAZZ"
But I've had better
Come out my ass

So now I write
With "AVANT GARDE"
Because writing well
Is just too hard
WIZDUMBs by JA 256