yea...totally.

I'm bad at forgetting.
I'm bad at remembering.
I'm bad at not eating.
I'm bad at maintaining my self confidence.
I'm bad at social situations.
I'm bad at spreading anything on toast.
I'm bad at doing things on time.
I'm bad at standing up for myself.
I'm bad at remembering to lock the bathroom door.
I'm bad @ tyPinG>
I'm bad at holding a grudge.
I'm bad at staying hungry at a buffet.
I"m great at hating spiders.
I'M GREAT AT WRITING SENTENCES IN ALL CAPS.
I'm great at hating bananas.
I'm great at gaining weight.
I'm great at doing things incorrectly
I'm great at breaking my glasses, my phones. my...everything.
I'm great at saying the wrong thin at the wrong time.
I'm great at losing friends.
I'm great at making enemies.
I don't believe in frenemies.
I'm great at eating bologna.
I dream of leaving South Carolina.
I dream of being happy with who I am.
I dream of trying a donut burger.
I dream of a world where hate is nonexistent.
I dream that all periods would disappear
I dream that they would reappear.

I hope no one reads this far.
that would mean that there is someone out there as  crazy as I am.
and that isn't good for the world.