" YES....DEER !?"

Santa..." So, What is it, That you want to talk about ?
I,m a bit mutton jeff, So you will have to shout !
Lets have it then, Ya lazy lay about ....
Be quick, Or i,ll smack ya in the snout !
Come on you stupid deer, Hurry up & talk
Or you can get your arse up & get out & walk !
& have no turkey for xmas, You can have pork !
I see you are admiring, All the complainers 
The one,s with the back chat, The total no brainers
& only the elite will become the remainers "

Reindeer...You wont hear me being a complainer!
I have strived to be,  A loyal remainer
For me it is such a  no- brainer !
Na Santa, I just wanted  to make sure i get my new promised trainers?
As last year if you remember, I was a refrainer !
& just need a bit more  padding for me ole retainers 
& just am so excited to wear my new trainers

Santa..As promised they are in the cupboard over here!
Make sure they are comfy, Then simply disappear
Or , It will be your head up there ,By this time next year
Do i make myself crystal clear,& i mean what i say, Have no fear?
You head will be chopped off & displayed over ere
Or at the very least, You,ll be out on your ear
& i will not shed a frigging tear....On that note 
I will wish you my deer.......... A  very Happy New year !
Get ya new trainers on sharpish,& get your arse out of here
& if ya get the job done in record time, I will see ya next year ?
& if not, Your head will be permanantly perched over ere
& its totally up to you, If you think i am being sincere ?"

Tracy Timothy xx