Poem -

YOU ARE NOT INVITED

YOU ARE NOT INVITED

Harry and Meghan were doing their wedding invitations 
Inviting leaders from different nations 
When to the press they both did say 
We will not be inviting Theresa May 

A bombshell and this has hit all the breaking news
Why isn't May going everyone is looking for clues
I think they have made the correct decision 
However all over the world there will be mirth and derision 

No English Prime minister at the royal big bash
Is it because the royals are short of cash ? 
Or is it simply that Theresa May 
Is on her bike and on her way ?

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sparrowsong

Hello Kieran...

As a thank you to all who support they're union they're not doing a registry for gifts they have a list of charities we can donate to instead...

That way people don't have to buy them a $100 gift...

How thoughtful!

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Last I heard Elton John hadn't received his invitation...

I hope it didn't get lost in the mail...

Before we know it will be the Children's turn...

Maybe, we'll get an invitation then?

If the Prime Minister doesn't get an invitation that would be the first in Royal History?

Perhaps she's getting a special parking spot?

Can't just leave the bike on the lawn...

I watched Prince Charles and Princess Diana and she'd probably still be alive today if she didn't marry that Royal Snake...

He had to do it because, Camilla could only remain the side dish...

What a Buffet...
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The Candle burned out long before her Legend ever did...

England's Rose forever in our hearts for those who will always Remember...

Thank you Sir Elton John...

Great write Kieran...

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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KIERAN1369

Hi Sparrowsong 

The British royals leave me unmoved they are totally alien from what is happening in the real world. I agree with you totally that Princess Di was so different from the rest in a caring and loving way.

Thanks for the lovely comment and taking the time to read 

Peace and joy 
Kieran 

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Larry Ran

Dear Kieran,

"Prime" meats will be served on their wedding day
But not of the "Minister" type
The World will soon know the reason why
And will stop with all the hype

Peace and Love,
Larry xxx

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