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You Forgot Your Food

You Forgot Your Food

In late March of 1964, my ex-wife and I got some news;
We were going to need a bedroom, painted pink or baby blues!
Yes, we soon would be young parents, in November was she due;
The first grandchild for both families, her tummy slowly grew!
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One night in early April, we went to dinner at the Mandarin;
A very nice Chinese establishment, where we both had often been!
We ate our supper at the restaurant, and got her parents food to go;
They brought it in two paper bags, just before my wife was feeling low!
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All of a sudden, she had to throw up, atop our table did it land;
I emptied the food out of one bag, said “I’ll clean up as best I can”!
I took a bunch of paper napkins, and lots of water from our glass;
I did a really excellent job of cleaning, this test I truly passed!
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We put her parent’s food in the other bag, then quickly paid our bill;
But as we were walking to the parking lot, we heard a voice so shrill!
Our waiter screamed “You Forgot Your Food”, the bag of puke was in his palms;
The two of us thanked him profusely, then sped away with lots of qualms!
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                                 Our slate was so clean
                          But the past caught up with us
                                   Surely not our bag

 

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Dean Kuch

How delightfully...yummy, Larry.
And here I haven't even ate breakfast yet.
After having read this, I think I'll just stick with coffee and orange juice this morning.
Ahem...
~Dean
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Larry Ran

Dear Dean,

Sorry I brought this up (no pun intended of course).
Have a nice day.

Peace and Love,
Larry xxx

P.S.  I'll be writing my comments on "Round The Bend", and "Butcher's Holler", in the wee hours of tomorrow morning, and will post them.

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