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You Take The High Road

You Take The High Road

You take the high road and I'll take the high road

You can't get away from me that fast

You can change your name, wear a silly disguise

Even dress up like a hooker

I would recognize those spindly legs anywhere

Oh and those crossed eyes of yours

That I thought at one time were so sweet and charming

One green, one blue... hmmm

And how about that big fat bum of yours

How are you going to hide that

That's gotta be the largest derriere on record

You know why I'm keeping you in my sights don't you

It's about that brand new pair of Jockey shorts

I believe you still have of mine

Remember? You once wore them on your head

Wasn't that a night... ooowweeeeee!

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Lucas Lazar

In Spain in relation to those thoughts turned into a poem by Jack, they say by way of consolation, "Who had Retained", value, more in the product, in this case a jockey shorts, is what is behind. (LOL)

A greeeeeeetiiiiing.

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Jack Ellison

Probably just a reminder of a fun night under the covers!!!!!!!!! LOL

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Georgina Richardson

A brilliant piece Jack, I love your sense of humour kid. That must have been an interesting evening!! Great writing sweety, well done. Much love. G xx

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Jack Ellison

Hello sweet thing! Your sure know how to make a good first impression!!!!! YEEHAW! Love and a bunch of hugs... Santa Jack xoxox

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