Your so vain 💙

Wow look at you Mr. Peacock, you are so vain, whilst you strut around amidst your showiness, Mrs. Peacock is plain..Betwixt beautifully blues with your fantail so surreal, you certainly have all that sex appeal..

But poor Mrs. Peacock she looks so drab compared to you, goodness gracious me when she moves next to you she must feel so blue.. standing in the shadows of your garnished glow, it all seems so very unfair to me you know..Yet I realise that this is just the way it has to be, when God made our creatures, he was definately a he..It is the females who are the dowdy ones in the animal kingdom, whilst the good Lord invented his males, he made them colourful in his wisdom..