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Zero Times Zero

Zero Times Zero

This joyous season will soon be over
But the memories will remain in my heart
Of all the warm wishes from my dear sweet friends
So sad though we're so far apart

Surely these long distant friendships
Are the way it was supposed to be
Otherwise, I'd be torn between too many sweeties
I'd start babbling incoherently

So here's to all of my dear loves on the Soup
I adore every one to the moon
You're all in my will and you'll share in my fortune
But zero times zero is zero

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Jack Ellison

Lisa/Linda my love... hope your day is going well! Don'tΒ overimbibe!!! LOL Love, Happy Jack XOXOX

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