"Aliens Return - Taking Over the World Using Barack Obama"

The night shimmered with terror. The stars watched from outer space as it started to happen . Flying through the galaxies, faster, and faster, until crashing to the ground, emerged an alien sent to take over the world. Looking around at his surroundings, the alien hoped to find a human, for the main purpose of taking over his or her body. Little did he know, a camp was near by the location he had landed his vessel.  Smelling the air with his super senses, he targeted the camp seconds later. He walked through the woods with camouflage attributes, and nothing,- I mean nothing!- could see or hear this monstrosity looking creature coming. Spikes shot out his back, while eyes were as black as day, and scales covered his entire body making him appear as some kind of deformed reptile. He lurched through the woods unseen, reaching the camp in minutes, because he was faster than anything on earth. Not even a cheetah could compete with him. Coming up behind the first person he seen, and- BOOM!-, a gun fired right away. The campers were waiting for anything that might happen, because they had seen the space craft land not even a mile from their camp, but nothing could help them, not even know, because the alien dodged the bullet  sprinting over ripping the poor soul, limb, from limb. Know the creature had one last thing to do. Taking over the last bystanders body, he immediately walked over to the nearest vehicle, and turned it on with just his telecommunication, speeding off into the night. Heading in the direction of the Whitehouse, gazing up into the sky, the alien headed to the nearest highway. Hours later sirens suddenly burst out behind him. Whoop, Whoop! Now it was all over. Now the cop would have the upper hand. Not exactly! The cop walked up to the car without even having his fire arm drawn, -what a dumb ass!- and before you know it  he was laying in his own blood. The car started up just with a thought, and the alien was hours away from his destination. Getting there in no time at all, waiting for one of the body guards, he used his mind control and  took over the brightest and best Marine Soldier, which had years and years of combat training. All that was needed know was to find the president. Barack Obama! He entered into the Whitehouse where guards stood at the front doors, giving them a look just as guards do, slipping through their security. Next thing you know he was heading to the presidents room. Entering the presidents room, glancing side to side, he transformed back into his original form. The president was in the shower at the moment enjoying playing with his rubber ducks. Having a long and stressful day, a bath was just what he needed. After playing with the ducks, he rinsed himself off, and grabbed a towel hanging on the holder. He walked down the hall way, taken in all the pictures and paintings, wishing his wife was up for sex, until reaching his bedroom. As he opened the door, he screamed with terror, but the alien was right there in front of his face, holding him with mind control, to counter react his reaction. Placing the president in a trance, he ordered him to order that all the troopers be returned home, dropping the United States guard from any war that might happen. A week later, all the branches of the USA were back home enjoying spending time with family. Know was the time for the finally. The alien called back to his headquarters, using his telecommunications, and in a instance alien vessels surrounded the entire earth. The world was seized and taking over minutes later, and all of humanity was enslaved to do their biddings. The end.