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A Bird 's Eye View

A man and his daughter are hiking in a park.  The little girl looked into the sky and spotted a group of large black birds circling above a near by field.
The daughter asks her father".Daddy,what kind of birds are those? "  
The father replies",Honey,I believe they are Turkey Vultures."
The daughter asks her father," Daddy, why are they flying around in circles ? "
The father replies",Honey,The Turkey Vultures are Flying in cycles, because in the field below them is Rip Van Winkle who took a nap while he was sunning him self in the nude on a blanket.

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo
June 2,2015

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Tony Taylor

Monsieur Vattimo!!................I love this man!..........isn't this a blast............the way you flipped the script here makes for a VERY interestingly funny read............"A Birds Eye View" is Most appropriate..........much enjoyed ~ ......still smiling brother!............

lOVE AND rOCKETS!!............T xo............5 *s    FAV..............

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Stephen Vattimo

Tony, thank you for taking the time to comment on my humorous story. i was going to insert a famous Rock star's name in the joke, but I don't think it's right to make a real person the but of my joke.    So I inserted Rip Van winkle, who is a fair tale character who falls asleep under a tree and wake up like a thousand years later.

I hope you will enjoy my other works.

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