Keith Richards Vs the Blob

Friends, grab your popcorn bowl and your Big Gulp soda, and turn down the lights low, as I tell you a true horror tale, Keith Richards vs the blob.
Our tale opens with the camera focused on a recently discharged Army veteran talking on the phone to a job agency. He asked twice about the job assignment he was offered. He was pondering in his head, a job moving a film company. Do they mean, relocating a Photo Mat Booth from one location to another?
No, the assignment was not going to be that domestic, instead more like a job out of the Twilight Zone.
The camera now switches to our main character in his truck, pulling up a property with horses in a fenced in field and a Manson further back. He gets out of the vehicle and ask the first person he sees, if he is at the right address, where can he find the person who he is in charge of this move.
The camera opens up to the scene where our character has gotten his basic instruction, and has been moving boxes out of the house to the moving truck, for about an hour now, when he notice one of the boxes is labeled World Wide Pictures. He thought to himself, I somehow know this name. Then the curtain of obscurity was pall back, his lips whispered, The Billy Graham Association.
The camera open to our character helping one of the grounds keepers, carrying a large lazy boy chair out to the moving truck. So he asks the ground keeper, about the film he discovered, and about the Identity of the person they were moving?
The grounds keeper told him, the films in the boxes, are motion pictures the home owner has help direct. The home owner, was the famous film director Irvin Yeaworth , who directed the 1958 Blob movie, Starring Steve McQueen.
The camera show the two men carrying the chair through a room where the director is standing by the two make up chairs that were used in the production of the very movie.
While the two men carry the chair through a narrow hall that lead to a door to the outside, the grounds keeper stubble and the head rest of the chair hit our character in the mouth.
The grounds keeper then tells our character, that this chair is known as the Keith Richards Chair.
When asked why, the grounds keeper told his helper how, the rock star had close call with death, and wanted to disappear for a while and try clean himself up, so Irvin Yeaworth had him as a live-in guest at his house for a year. During his stay he would sit in this chair and play his guitar, that how the chair was christen the Keith Richard’s Chair.
Malvern Pennsylvanian most unlikely place to find a Rolling Stone, tucked away in .
Camera closes after the loading of the chair on the moving truck.
This short scrip was not a tale of fiction, nor a true horror story, but getting hit by the back of that chair sure smarted and drew some blood.
I know fist hand this story to be true, because the character in the script was based on myself.
Written by Stephen J. Vattimo 8/11/2020