Comedious Commentarious : Doctor Feel Good
I was inspired to write this humorous little story by watching a episode of South
Park were all the fast food KFC chicken places closed up and the building were turned in to Medicinal Marijuana outlet stores. So Stan's father try to give himself cancer to be able to legally buy Marijuana.
I think Congress will legalize Marijuana because it will be another product they can tax. Plus the hospitals and ambulance companies will make a profit from all the people who will get injured or killed in car accidents caused by people who will be driving while texting on their cell phone while high on Marijuana.
I heard that representatives of the pharmaceutical industry went to congress to legalize the use of marijuana for medicinal use, to help patience who have Cancer or Aids, to relieve debilitating fatigue, restore appetite, diminish pain, remedy nausea, cure vomiting and curtail down-to-the-bone weight loss."
After The Congress mad Medicinal Marijuana legal , A cereal company went to Congress to legalize the use of Cocaine as a weight loss inhibitor.
To help people who are dangerously over weight, If legalized,The Cereal Company will come out with it's own new weight watcher cereal, that is lanced with cocaine powder, The name of the cereal will be called Crackly" O"s.
Written by Stephen J. Vattimo May 30,2010
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crack has too many negative side effects, for it to be considered for legalization, sorry but no body wants to purchace a breakfast cereal that can cause brain hemmoraging, bloody stool, and liver failure,heart palpataions, as well as child abuse, just so people can lose weight.
Well Tim ,
legalizing pot is no better an idea to bring in revenue for the government,Be thinking about how many car accident are going to take place while people are driving High on pot while texting their friends on their cell phones. It's a know fact that smoking pot is a door way to explore other drugs that can take a person away from reality,but are more harmful to the body and mind.
also as for the txting and driving thing, yes txting causes car accidents, but in the comercials its always something like I love you or no txt is worth dyeing for, notice how its never something like mom,dad I'm gay bam crash and burn oh no my poor baby ect ect
weed is bad and contrary to popular believe it's definitly addictive so I get you were joking about the cereal
I'm just pointing out the obvious because it's a compulsion of mine.