Eviction Notice

I called up a friend of my on a Wednesday night and ask him if he wanted to come over to my house and play a game of cards and have a few beers.
My friend asks me." Isn't  Wednesday night when you go see your shrink ?"
I reply," It use to be,I'm not see a shrink anymore."
My Friend," What happen? What made you stop seeing him?"
I reply, " Told my Shrink that my problems with my 8 spit personalities ruining my life was over."
The Shrink asks," What makes you think your problem with them is solved?" 
I reply, " They refused to help pay the rent,so I evicted them !"

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo
June 2,2015